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[TALIBAN]

An Attempt At A Non Biassed Review...

Ignoring all the controversial game content for a second... the game itself is TOO SHORT.

Too bad because I was hoping for a puzzle type game where you have to destroy the most bases/soldiers in a certain number of steps or something. ENTER key could have forced the nearest enemy to shoot at you, but based on your positioning maybe shoot a barrel or something, so a little bit of strategy involved. Good concept, just not taken far enough.

I like the certificate, but again not reaching it's possible potential. Should have gone to <game content into consideration now> heaven or something, because your character gets what they wish for in the end. Or maybe just hell, so you can make a statement about terrorism.

Speaking about statements... I understand your point of doing satire but that alone won't shield you from your creation. You missed a chance to say something a bit more here... story could have been about a kid trying to get to <insert controversial country here> and taking terrorism lessons and in the end goes for the final boom! But maybe it was his own brother on that final base! :O OMG TwIsT 3nDiNg! I'd play that on my phone...

But still on a technical/coding level, it was good. Visuals were pixel perfect, nice effects and it's a short but fun distraction in the end... I replayed it a couple times even but that's about it, not memorable so 4/10. I'd like a sequel... make it Osama's ghost guiding this young grasshopper or something. Lol!

GroggyLobster responds:

good ideas. too bad that i suck at programming. for example: i thought about placing a banana peel on the street that could make you slip and die. but then i didn't know how to make it possible to let the player jump.

the next thing is, i didn't want to make it deep. i rather wanted to make it stupid. but thanks for the long review.

[Tuper Tario Tros.]

Your concept is AWESOME just lacks level design...

That's my only problem, need to design the Mario levels to make Tetris fit in... otherwise, it BLEW my mind.

[Miami Shark]

The Concept Is Absurd...

... But that's why it's the funnest Flash game I've ever played! I don't really go for Flash games, but you can't top taking down Jumbo Jet's and things with a shark. You made my day with this submission!

Sequel, should give you a mega jump that can take you up to space or something!

10/10 5/5

[Lt. Fly vs. the Spiders]

Addictive

One of the most addictive Flash games since Heli Attack 3... to me atleast. Loved it, the artwork was awesome, nice music even though it kinda got repetitive but made you feel the intensity of the war, even though it was just Flies Vs Spiders. Nice to have spider ranks, makes the game interesting because you wonder what the hell sort of thing will I have to shoot down next... overall experience was fun (something that lack in alot of games) and more people should play this game!

[Pootris]

Good game concept!

I gave this a 5! Its the sickest, most unbelievable piece of innovation... ok thats a bit too many words, but yeah the idea behind this is great. Its a perfect parody of tetris, so well incorporated into sh*t!

I like the concept, and I think it could make an awesome game. All it needs is some refining. A way to get rid of useless blocks, that don't connect to anything. More variety of blocks, like maybe 2 or 3 cubes together, and you know tweaks and stuff.

Graphics might need some work, but the sound was good. Overall good job on it! Can't wait for version 2!

[The Last Stand.]

AWESOME!

AWESOME! I usually skip game, decided to play this one and found one amazing Flash!

Graphics and animation were amazing, the menus and textures were all too good. The style and gameplay is new to me and I thought that was a nice take on survival gameplay.

Sound was good, what you'd expect from a shooter. The violence was awesome, a lot of blood to feed 200 vampires! Killing those things was entertaining and the language used in the game was humorous. You did a great job on the levels.

I was expecting some monster to end it all, cuz it sort of lacked a 'boss' character. Still this game was awesome, voted '5' and will keep doing so everytime I see it... BTW nice weapons!

[Dragon Fist 3]

The Most Entertaining Flash Ever!

Easily the best Flash fighting game I've ever played... extremely addictive. Why didn't I find this sooner? Simple controls, yet such complex moves can be performed and even weapons... I'm in love. Animation is fantastic, you'd think it was MoCap. Awesome features and impressive sounds! Fun to play and I wish I had a faster computer to render them Vectors even smoother! I say the Menus, Text(Font) and Health Bars look a bit like the ones you've seen on countless other games thats why I give a 9, but other than that Excellent game, thru and thru!

[LvBomb's cursor tutorial]

There was no need for this to be 9MB?

Why make people wait for something that isn't that great!&#13;&#10;&#13;&#10;The tutorials were fine and I think the music helped set the mood... but 9MB is just tooo big! The graphics weren't that good to justify the load time and music should be compressed.&#13;&#10;&#13;&#10;You can get a very good sounding flash for less, and work on your graphics!

[Xmaze]

Tooo difficult!

Nice maze idea, looks fun, dangerous and cool to play... to difficult tho!

[Johnny Rocketfingers 2]

Really looks cool, from one Level atleast...

I just couldn't proceed after I meet the thugs in the bar, was there a bug or something, cause I clicked everything on screen with each Icon and nothing happened. Either I'm a complete idiot or the game is too hard! But other than that it looks awesome and I'm sure therez more to it than what I saw.

Nice work keep it up! Add tips and stuff next time!