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Total Medals Earned: 36 (From 10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 900 Points

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 11/23/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 11/23/09
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/23/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/14/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Long Slide Unlocked 12/14/09
25 Points
Slide a HELLA long time!
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)

Communist in Space

Qvit Stalin Unlocked 11/24/09
5 Points
Start already!
Liberated Unlocked 11/24/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 11/24/09
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)

Glass Fish Rhythm

Level Won Unlocked 10/15/09
50 Points
Beat level one.
Beginning of the End 50 Points Make it to the evil wizard.
Hero 50 Points Beat the game!
Level Too 50 Points Beat level two!
Achievements Achieved 100 Points Get all the in-game achievements!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)

Invisible Runner

SHISH KEBAB Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points
Lose a life on the stakes.
EARLY DEATH 5 Points Lose a life on the second level.
SPARKLING DEATH 10 Points Die electrocuted
30,000 POINTS 25 Points Achieve 30,000 points
50,000 POINTS 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
GAME COMPLETED 50 Points Finish all 25 levels
INVISIBILITY 50 Points Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
3 LIVES 100 Points Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
75,000 POINTS 100 Points Achieve 75,000 points
INVISIBLE MEDAL 100 Points Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/500 points)

Madness Accelerant

Facerape Unlocked 9/24/09
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
True Face of Evil Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Reveal the true face of evil!
Pacifist 25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Madness Mode 50 Points Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B52 Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points
Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
B2 50 Points Crush the B-2 Spirit
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)

Moon Waltz

Spread Some Amour Unlocked 6/13/13
25 Points
They were meant to be.
Together At Last Unlocked 6/13/13
25 Points
Here my heart can rest.
Love Breaks All The Cuffs 25 Points <3
Wolfen Grave 25 Points So much for that appetitive for destruction...

Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)

One Button Bob

First Kill Unlocked 2/10/10
5 Points
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Stage 1 Unlocked 2/10/10
10 Points
Complete the easy round.
Bronze Unlocked 2/10/10
25 Points
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Stage 2 Unlocked 2/10/10
25 Points
Complete the medium round.
Buttkicker Unlocked 2/10/10
50 Points
Kill the boss.
Stage 3 Unlocked 2/10/10
50 Points
Complete the hard round.
Silver 50 Points Finish with under 300 clicks.
Gold 100 Points Finish with under 200 clicks.

Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/315 points)